|Is this even legal?|
The first sentence on the site is "American football is about trying to make points by passing, carrying, or kicking an oblong ball (with two pointed ends) into your opponent's end zone." Ok, come on. I am not that bad. I know what a football is.
This is harder than I thought. Something about the other team getting a safety... I thought that was a position...??? Football is hard. What the heck does all of this crap mean?
|This is me right now...|
I'm even drawing diagrams to try and figure out what the heck all of this means... Maybe Darling will explain it the next time we watch a game and I can take notes... I feel like that would be a better idea. BUT Darling and I played catch last night, and I'm pretty decent if I do say so myself. :)
|I feel like trying to teach me football is like trying to get me to play in the dirt. Princesses don't do that nonsense.|