Oh Today,

After lunch today I got a headache. I mean it is by no means terrible, but I keep making the oh-my-gosh-why-is-this-light-so-freaking-BRIGHT face... Not attractive, and attractive clients have been walking in front of my door for like 20 minutes. I'm in here silently praying that they don't come in because I look like this:
 

 I also got the weirdest paper cut EVER today! I picked up three packages of paper and went to balance them on my hip, and all of a sudden, I got that slicing pain on my wrist. It isn't even on my hands. It is on my wrist. Who gets paper cuts on their wrists?! And really, who needs their right hand?

This guy is my hero

I heard somewhere, and by somewhere I mean Pinterest, that if you're bloated you should drink more water. Which really made no sense to me, but the more I think about it, the more it kind of makes sense. If your body is retaining water, it must be because you don't have enough in your system, right? Anyway. I've drank four of those 16.9 oz Nestle water bottles since 9 o'clock this morning and have yet to need to use the bathroom... Maybe I did need this water... The more water I drink the worse my headache gets... What is this  black magic?!